Sext Messages That Any Man Will Love!

Sext Messages That Any Man Will Love!

OMG! I want your duck! Wait, not duck, stupid auto correct!!!

Sext Messages That Any Man Will Love!

Sext Messages That Will Have Him Begging For You!

For those of us who aren’t even that great at talking dirty, trying to compose sext messages is kinda like that dream where you show up at school in your underwear. To make matters worse, there’s always going to be a digital record of that time you tried to spice things up and sounded a lot more awkward than naughty.

Not to worry — there are plenty of us in the same boat. We spend all day with a cell phone in hand, but the thought of using said cell phone for sexy time sounds downright horrifying. But all nervousness aside, there are some big benefits to sexting. For starters, it can make it easier to break into the dirty talk if you find yourself to be on the shyer side face-to-face. Sexting can also be a clever way to rev up a long-term relationship that’s in need of a jumpstart (or just a jump).

According to 2015 research presented at the American Psychological Association’s 123rd Annual Convention, up to 88 percent of adults are sexting. If you’re new to the game, here’s how to join in on the fun:

The rules of how to sext are simple:

Don’t sext with a person you’ve never had actual sex with. Being a sexting pro means knowing what he likes and being familiar with his comfort level.

Keep your texts concise. Short messages. Direct descriptions. You’re not writing a Harlequin romance novel.

Autocorrect is not your friend. Texting that you want to “duck” will make his penis (or her vagina) want to start dating other vaginas.

Start out with light, flirty texts, then work your way up to the steamy ones. Consider it digital foreplay.

Ready to get started, young grasshopper? Of course you are! Here are a few (OK, 20) sexting examples you can use as a jumping off point:

To Set The Stage

#1 – I can’t stop thinking about you and that one time we….

#2 – Last night was amazing! Are you ready for round two?

#3 – Guess what I’m wearing.

#4 – Wanna play? 😉

#5 – I just drew a bath. Why don’t you come and join me.

#6 – I need to see you…naked.

 

To Tease Him

#7 – I’ve got a sexy surprise for you.

#8 – I know we got dinner plans tonight, but I’m already thinking about desert. 😉

#9 – I had an amazing dream about you last night. Want to make it a reality?

#10 – I’m wearing those underwear you like…

#11 – What would you do to me if you were here right now?

#12 – I love it when you… (fill in with something that he does that you love)

#13 – Come over later. I’ll take care of the rest.

 

To Get Him Fired Up

#14 – I want you inside me…like now.

#15 – I can’t stop thinking about having your mouth all over my body.

#16 – I’m so wet right now…

#17 – I’m at work, but all I can think about is riding your dick on top of my desk.

#18 – What would you do if I showed up at your door wearing nothing but a trench coat?

#19 – Let yourself in. I’ll be waiting.

 

To Put Him In Charge

#20 – Once there was a naughty girl who was home all alone. Suddenly, she heard a knock on the door and…

What are your thoughts?

Zoe Thomas

Since finishing up her degree in English Literature in 2005, Zoe has written for years as a freelance writer on many blogs and websites under various pseudonyms. She loves fashion, sports, and the outdoors, in addition to being very well versed in sex and relationship advice. DESIRED Magazine is proud to be the place that she finally has decided to call home!

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