What A Guy Thinks When You Sit On His Face!

What A Guy Thinks When You Sit On His Face!

Where'd you want me to put my nose??

What A Guy Thinks When You Sit On His Face!

1. Oh you want me to go down on you…. so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn’t making sense.

2. I see what’s going on here. This took me a second. We’re going to shake things up, aren’t we? And by “shake things up” I mean you’re going to sit on my face.

3. This is so porny! There is nothing wrong with that. It’s actually preferable.

4. I can’t breathe. I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn’t me throwing you off me in a panic.

 5. My eye is basically in her butt. Is this… is this how all adults get pink eye?

6. I have no choice but to make her orgasm. She will not release me from her grip until then.

7. How can I do hand stuff? Can I wedge my hand over my face?

8. I guess I can just use my nose instead. It’s already in there.

9. Please don’t crush my head. There is so much pressure.

10. Can you reach my penis from there? I’m just saying, if you want to, you totally can.

11. Do you want to reverse cowgirl this? Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.

12. Are you coming or is my world ending? I can’t even see anymore. It’s just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave.

What are your thoughts?

Staff

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